The terms and condition for the Boring Company’s new flamethrower – ahem, Not-a-Flamethrower – are anything but. Naturally, the eccentric billionaire (and real-life Bruce Wayne) would come out with ludicrous rules for his already outrageous new product.
Musk’s construction and tunnel business emailed out lawyer-approved terms for anyone who ordered the more-than-sketchy-but-still-technically-legal flamethrower, reports Mashable.
For starters, the not-so-boring terms start off with a bit of lyrical prose one can only assume was inspired by Dr Seuss.
What I have to agree to to get my flamethrower… pic.twitter.com/dsw7rUca8M
— Tristan Mahan (@TristanMMahan) May 10, 2018
The terms then take on a serious(ish) note – the company has to cover all its bases, after all.
Omg the @boringcompany terms and conditions for their Not-A-Flamethrower are hilariously amazing!!! ? pic.twitter.com/o3ovOMSQjW
— Everyday Astronaut (@Erdayastronaut) May 10, 2018