Drop Everything And Read The Ridiculous Terms And Conditions For Elon Musk’s Flamethrower

Drop Everything And Read The Ridiculous Terms And Conditions For Elon Musk’s Flamethrower

The terms and condition for the Boring Company’s new flamethrower – ahem, Not-a-Flamethrower – are anything but. Naturally, the eccentric billionaire (and real-life Bruce Wayne) would come out with ludicrous rules for his already outrageous new product.

Musk’s construction and tunnel business emailed out lawyer-approved terms for anyone who ordered the more-than-sketchy-but-still-technically-legal flamethrower, reports Mashable.

For starters, the not-so-boring terms start off with a bit of lyrical prose one can only assume was inspired by Dr Seuss.

 

The terms then take on a serious(ish) note – the company has to cover all its bases, after all.

 Americans, this means you can’t use your flamethrower to kill encroaching spiders no matter how terrifying they might seem. But not showing it off to friends or romantic interests? That’s just unreasonable, Musk. Read more on IFLS blog.

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