Drop Everything And Read The Ridiculous Terms And Conditions For Elon Musk’s Flamethrower

May 23, 2018

The terms and condition for the Boring Company’s new flamethrower – ahem, Not-a-Flamethrower – are anything but. Naturally, the eccentric billionaire (and real-life Bruce Wayne) would come out with ludicrous rules for his already outrageous new product.

Musk’s construction and tunnel business emailed out lawyer-approved terms for anyone who ordered the more-than-sketchy-but-still-technically-legal flamethrower, reports Mashable.

For starters, the not-so-boring terms start off with a bit of lyrical prose one can only assume was inspired by Dr Seuss.

The terms then take on a serious(ish) note – the company has to cover all its bases, after all.


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